Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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