I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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