I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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