apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
