Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i've created a new STD.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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