It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I am naked and annoyed.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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