yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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