Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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