butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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