He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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