...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You coming home soon, man?
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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