sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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