I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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