Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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