remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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