Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
did you just send me my own nude
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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