I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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