i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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