how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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