Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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