I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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