STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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