Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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