I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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