Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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