I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
