Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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