How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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