Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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