Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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