god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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