Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
