Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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