i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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