: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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