Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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