I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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