Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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