idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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