dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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