I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I CAN MOONWALK!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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