I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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