I just saw a hot homeless man
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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