She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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