I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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