When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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