do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm always down for nudity.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
