Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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