so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize