Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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