I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
my poor anus
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I think my moral compass just broke
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
