It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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