Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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