Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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