am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Your penis caused this!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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