i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
People in love make me want to vomit
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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