It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize