giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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