Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
