no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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