so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
