you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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